House hungry

Dear real estate agent,

Will you please be our realtor? I am looking for a house that two boys (+ one someday??) can play in, one dad can relax in and one mom won't kill herself keeping up. We need one room for the boys and one room for their toys. Dad needs a deck. Mom needs a jet tub.

We hope that our dog won't drive the neighbors too crazy barking at 6 am...

..or our boys running wild at the same 6 am. Maybe something with a big yard is needed and a 12' high security fence.

We would like something close to good schools, good food, and water (of the salty kind).

Oh, and by the way, we plan on having massive amounts of company at almost any time. Excepting July and August which we're told is just too hot to do anything except hang at the pool or beach. We would like them (the company) to have their own "suite", be it one room or two, but always feel comfortable and never need to leave due to claustrophobic feelings. An extra doggie suite for visiting canines would be great.

We'll be there in March, so get ready!!!

Sincerely,
The Pedersons